Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Funny sms..

This morning..aku selongkar handphone aku..baca balik segala mesej yang kawan kawan aku hantar..

These are some of the funny messages i received from a friend..the same person who sent these messages..

Ohh..i miss u...hang kat mana la sekarang??


U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..


i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i rather look at the moon again


U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....


The Government has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people
should be thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh No! where should I Hide???


If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely
and feel that u have lost everything,
Ill come hold ur hand
take u for a walk on a bridge

and show u where to jump from....


Message received
cute friend sent it
monkey is reading it
monkey is angry
monkey is still reading
monkey will forward the msg 2 another monkey.


MEN-strual pain
MEN-tal illness



what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network
The monkey u r trying 2 call
is on tree plz try later



The first thing I think of
When I think of you,
Is your wonderful smile.
The second would be your adorable laugh.
I could go on and on,
But the list would never end.

When I think of the short time
That we've been together
And of all of the happy memories we've already shared
It amazes me to no end
And I know that we were meant to be together.
I look at you and see overflowing love, hope, and joy
As well as charm, strength, happiness and dignity.
With all of these wonderful qualities
It's no wonder I love you so.

Women are difficult...

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...


Monday, November 01, 2010

My little sister...

Just now I had a short conversation with my little sister..the youngest one..heheh..sorta aku laa..

It went like her own words..

Sis-Dadddy..when u have lots of money..u have to build a room for me..but i think..i want my own room now..

Abah(tgh bz watching tv)-ok ok~

Sis-Erm..daddy..i want a very big room..ok??

Abah-Why?? I think u're too small to have a big room..

Sis-I know..i know..Cant u see i have lots of toys?i want to put them all in my i think i need a very big room..


Sis-My room must be pink..the fan..the lights..everything is pink!(dgn mata bling bling~)Do u hear me daddy??

Abah-yes yes~woudnt u be afraid of sleeping by yourself?(watching man u vs liverpool..mmg tk lekang mata dr tv..huhu)

Sis-no no no~~i'm big enough to sleep alone~i have my toys with me..n if i'm afraid..i will switch on the problem daddy~

Abah-ok~what else?

Sis-Daddy!one more thing..the switch must be as short as my height..if it's too high..i cant reach how am i going to switch on the lights n the fan?Do u hear me daddy?

Abah-(Gelak besar~)..ok~ok~

Aku-why so suddenly u want to have ur own room?(dahi kerut sepuluh ribu..pelik dgn pmintaan adik aku)

Sis-(sambil bisik kt aku)..Sis..u know..daddy n mummy want to hug hug n kiss cant see!!

aku hanya gelak..abah yang dengar tu terus lepas tawa dia..

hahaha..just imagine..she's just a six-yr-old her~

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