Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Funny sms..

This morning..aku selongkar handphone aku..baca balik segala mesej yang kawan kawan aku hantar..

These are some of the funny messages i received from a friend..the same person who sent these messages..

Ohh..i miss u...hang kat mana la sekarang??


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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..

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i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..
i...
i rather look at the moon again

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U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

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The Government has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people
should be thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh No! where should I Hide???

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If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely
and feel that u have lost everything,
Ill come hold ur hand
take u for a walk on a bridge

and show u where to jump from....

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1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
monkey will forward the msg 2 another monkey.

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MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain
MEN-tal illness
GUY-necologist
HIS-terectomy

EVER NOTICED HOW
WOMENS PROBLEMS
START WITH MEN??

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what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network
The monkey u r trying 2 call
is on tree plz try later

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