Hello hello!!


Hari ni i mau cakap pasal itu yeeyee wor..dia ada buat itu kesalahan penggunaan bahasa melayu..i sudah nasihat sama dia suruh pergi ambik exam bahasa melayu spm..


Itu hari ah..yeeyee ada potpet potpet pasal dia suka ponteng sekolah after exam..u tau dia cakap apa?


"Titi~ i dulu wor..memang ponteng kaki (kaki ponteng) ..especially after spm..haha..if i'm not mistaken..20 lebih hari (20 hari lebih) wor i ponteng..sangat tak baik.."


And ada satu malam tu..my fren ada datang bilik..mintak aku tolong ajarkan Chemistry..n memang menjadi kebiasaan..aku selalu saja kena buli dengan roonmate aku especially si yeeyee tu..n dengan kurang asamnya yeeyee kata..


"Bibik titi oiii..u pi buat itu air teh lor.."

Aku yang kebengongan terus tanya..

"Why?"

"Haiyoo~ itu tetamu datang u tak mau bancuh air ka?"

"Eh..u la pi bancuh..apa pulak i.."

"U ni gaji makan buta (makan gaji buta) laa..i sudah
bayar u so u kena buat kerja lor"

Sambil gelak gelak dia mengata aku..tapi aku balas servis dengan gelak yang paling mengilai sepenuh hati..syasya n sairil dah tekan tekan perut dok gelak kat yeeyee..haiyo..sapa yang tak gelak bila dengaq ayat yeeyee..


And ada satu malam tu..salah seorang dari pelajar kolej aku kematian ayahnya..n yeeyee selaku exco kebajikan pantas bertindak..


Malam tu aku nampak dia ada pegang balang kosong..aku terus tanya..


"U mau buat apa dengan itu balang yeeyee?"

"U tau kan pasal budak yang ayahnya baru meninggal dunia?

I mau buat itu banjir kilat.."


Sesaat..aku terdiam..semua syasya n sairil pun terdiam..tapi lepas tu..terus meledak tawa kami satu bilik...aku sampai terguling guling..syasya sampai tepuk tepuk dada..sairil toksah dok kata apa la...selagi boleh nganga mulut..lagi tu la dia nganga dok gelak kat yeeyee..


Aku yang kesian tengok yeeyee terpinga pinga terus cakap..


"Bukan banjir kilat laa...DERMA KILAT la yeeyee~"


And yeeyee pun gelak lepas sedaq yang dia tu salah..haiyo..yeeyee~


Yang baju kurung hijau tu yeeyee my roomate yang paling aku sayang!!


p/s: tadi aku baru call yeeyee..dera dia suruh bawak satu kotak limau setiap sorang..kalau dia tak bawak dia tak boleh masuk bilik..haha..=P

Tengah tengah malam waktu tak dak kerja nak buat...
Berbekalkan microsoft powerpoint...
Aku melakarkan karya sulung aku...

Karya agung...

Tadaaaa!!!!

Patut disimpan di muzium Louvre ni..

bersebelahan dengan Mona Lisa punya potret..

hehehehe~~~

This morning..aku selongkar handphone aku..baca balik segala mesej yang kawan kawan aku hantar..

These are some of the funny messages i received from a friend..the same person who sent these messages..

Ohh..i miss u...hang kat mana la sekarang??


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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..

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i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..
i...
i rather look at the moon again

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U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

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The Government has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people
should be thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh No! where should I Hide???

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If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely
and feel that u have lost everything,
Ill come hold ur hand
take u for a walk on a bridge

and show u where to jump from....

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1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
monkey will forward the msg 2 another monkey.

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MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain
MEN-tal illness
GUY-necologist
HIS-terectomy

EVER NOTICED HOW
WOMENS PROBLEMS
START WITH MEN??

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what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network
The monkey u r trying 2 call
is on tree plz try later

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The first thing I think of
When I think of you,
Is your wonderful smile.
The second would be your adorable laugh.
I could go on and on,
But the list would never end.

When I think of the short time
That we've been together
And of all of the happy memories we've already shared
It amazes me to no end
And I know that we were meant to be together.
I look at you and see overflowing love, hope, and joy
As well as charm, strength, happiness and dignity.
With all of these wonderful qualities
It's no wonder I love you so.

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk


In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...

....WOMEN!