Aku tengah bersiap siap nak keluaq pagi tu when suddenly muncul makhluk halus bernama awatif dalam bilik aku...

That 7 year old kid started to give her opinion...

'Sister..i think it would be a lot nicer if u could wear jubah..like ustazah bla bla bla (aku tak ingat nama..harap maaf)..dekat sekolah i..she is very beautiful...tapi muka dia ada banyak JURURAWAT..muka you tak banyak sangat..'

'What did u say just now? your ustazah ada banyak apa?'

'JURURAWAT!'

Dengan yakin adik aku jawab...]

Aku pun mula la gelak cam pontianak...awatif pulak dok buat muka geram geram comel dia tu...heran agaknya kenapa akak dia yang sorang ni gelak cam tu...abah kat luaq pun dok terjenguk jenguk dalam bilik..hairan jugak kot tiba tiba ada pontianak tersesat dalam rumah...

Lepas puas gelak...aku pun perbetul la ayat adik aku tu..

'Bukan JURURAWAT but JERAWAT..ok?'

'Oh...ok..i'm sorry.."

awatif my little sister

Hello hello!!


Hari ni i mau cakap pasal itu yeeyee wor..dia ada buat itu kesalahan penggunaan bahasa melayu..i sudah nasihat sama dia suruh pergi ambik exam bahasa melayu spm..


Itu hari ah..yeeyee ada potpet potpet pasal dia suka ponteng sekolah after exam..u tau dia cakap apa?


"Titi~ i dulu wor..memang ponteng kaki (kaki ponteng) ..especially after spm..haha..if i'm not mistaken..20 lebih hari (20 hari lebih) wor i ponteng..sangat tak baik.."


And ada satu malam tu..my fren ada datang bilik..mintak aku tolong ajarkan Chemistry..n memang menjadi kebiasaan..aku selalu saja kena buli dengan roonmate aku especially si yeeyee tu..n dengan kurang asamnya yeeyee kata..


"Bibik titi oiii..u pi buat itu air teh lor.."

Aku yang kebengongan terus tanya..

"Why?"

"Haiyoo~ itu tetamu datang u tak mau bancuh air ka?"

"Eh..u la pi bancuh..apa pulak i.."

"U ni gaji makan buta (makan gaji buta) laa..i sudah
bayar u so u kena buat kerja lor"

Sambil gelak gelak dia mengata aku..tapi aku balas servis dengan gelak yang paling mengilai sepenuh hati..syasya n sairil dah tekan tekan perut dok gelak kat yeeyee..haiyo..sapa yang tak gelak bila dengaq ayat yeeyee..


And ada satu malam tu..salah seorang dari pelajar kolej aku kematian ayahnya..n yeeyee selaku exco kebajikan pantas bertindak..


Malam tu aku nampak dia ada pegang balang kosong..aku terus tanya..


"U mau buat apa dengan itu balang yeeyee?"

"U tau kan pasal budak yang ayahnya baru meninggal dunia?

I mau buat itu banjir kilat.."


Sesaat..aku terdiam..semua syasya n sairil pun terdiam..tapi lepas tu..terus meledak tawa kami satu bilik...aku sampai terguling guling..syasya sampai tepuk tepuk dada..sairil toksah dok kata apa la...selagi boleh nganga mulut..lagi tu la dia nganga dok gelak kat yeeyee..


Aku yang kesian tengok yeeyee terpinga pinga terus cakap..


"Bukan banjir kilat laa...DERMA KILAT la yeeyee~"


And yeeyee pun gelak lepas sedaq yang dia tu salah..haiyo..yeeyee~


Yang baju kurung hijau tu yeeyee my roomate yang paling aku sayang!!


p/s: tadi aku baru call yeeyee..dera dia suruh bawak satu kotak limau setiap sorang..kalau dia tak bawak dia tak boleh masuk bilik..haha..=P

Tengah tengah malam waktu tak dak kerja nak buat...
Berbekalkan microsoft powerpoint...
Aku melakarkan karya sulung aku...

Karya agung...

Tadaaaa!!!!

Patut disimpan di muzium Louvre ni..

bersebelahan dengan Mona Lisa punya potret..

hehehehe~~~

This morning..aku selongkar handphone aku..baca balik segala mesej yang kawan kawan aku hantar..

These are some of the funny messages i received from a friend..the same person who sent these messages..

Ohh..i miss u...hang kat mana la sekarang??


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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..

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i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..
i...
i rather look at the moon again

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U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

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The Government has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people
should be thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh No! where should I Hide???

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If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely
and feel that u have lost everything,
Ill come hold ur hand
take u for a walk on a bridge

and show u where to jump from....

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1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
monkey will forward the msg 2 another monkey.

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MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain
MEN-tal illness
GUY-necologist
HIS-terectomy

EVER NOTICED HOW
WOMENS PROBLEMS
START WITH MEN??

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what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network
The monkey u r trying 2 call
is on tree plz try later

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The first thing I think of
When I think of you,
Is your wonderful smile.
The second would be your adorable laugh.
I could go on and on,
But the list would never end.

When I think of the short time
That we've been together
And of all of the happy memories we've already shared
It amazes me to no end
And I know that we were meant to be together.
I look at you and see overflowing love, hope, and joy
As well as charm, strength, happiness and dignity.
With all of these wonderful qualities
It's no wonder I love you so.